Opiefy Your Life!
- Double the life of your system
- Can save you up to 25% on energy bills
- Save you MORE money on repairs and replacements
- Come with our Breakdown Free Guarantee
- And are a $132 Miracle!
Why do I need an Opiefication?
Dust, dirt and other debris that builds up inside your heating and air conditioning unit causes 95% of all breakdowns. Even a small amount of dust can start quickly degrading your heating and air system. You can save a lot of money by taking preemptive action.
Like New Again
We deep clean and recalibrate your furnace, inspect your fans and motors, and tighten your unit up tight. Most companies rush their jobs and don’t tighten all the screws, which rattles apart components of your heating and air conditioning system, leading to breakdowns and taking years off your system’s life.
Breakdown Free Guarantee
When you Opiefy your furnace or air conditioner, you get our breakdown FREE guarantee. We always stand by our work 100%, so we designed the Opiefication to be THE STANDARD in heating and air conditioning system maintenance. We believe you should never have to worry about breakdowns.
Everything we do when we Opiefy your furnace or air conditioner makes your system at least 25% more efficient, saving you at least that much on utility bills! Not to mention the money we save you on repairs and costly future replacements.
How much would you pay for a miracle?
We charge a real price for a real, life-changing service. Our $132 Opiefications save you so much time and money, you’ll feel you got a steal!
And just so you know, because you wouldn’t like it if we didn’t tell you, Opie’s family members get TWO Opiefications a year and a whole bunch of other stuff.